The Ramboner
I’m sure 99% of you out there don’t know what the Saddle Ranch is. It’s a disgusting place on the Sunset Strip where you may take a friend who’s in town from Tampa or something. It’s “Western themed”. You can ride a mechanical bull and drink $14 dollar rum and cokes. Unless you were previously on a Bunim/Murray reality TV show, there is nothing more humiliating than living in Los Angeles and actually going to the Saddle Ranch. In fact, the only thing more humiliating than eating at the Saddle Ranch may be previously being on a Bunim/Murray reality TV show.
I’m not saying this to be mean. I just think everyone needs to know that the exact opposite of “chic” is the Saddle Ranch. It’s actually the trashiest place in LA I can think of, and that includes Jumbo’s Clown Room (a topless bar/strip club hybrid).