So remember when Boneskis got Bronchitis and that dude bought her some expensive shoes and a dress or something? Well, the other day I wrote on my real blog about how I was sad about something or another (boys, yay!) and I have some pretty loyal readers over there and one of them went so far as to send me 20 blue Xanax wrapped up in a t-shirt she had laying around the house… Brand new with the tags still on it, too! It said “More Cowbell” on the front and was a men’s extra large.
Well, ya know… that’s not really my steez, as we say in the biz. I know I wasn’t even supposed to care about the shirt, that it was really just a nesting place for my 20mg friends, but that’s not my steez either… so I made a dress…