What I Wore Would Be Hated By Mary Rambin

I'm Molly McAleer.

I started this tumblroonie after seeing What I Wore and Style, By Mary Rambin .

Let's face it: We all wear clothes, but we can't all give a shit about them... In my case, sometimes I do care, but my aesthetic is far from traditional, fashionable or mainstream. Let's put it this way: What I Wore would be hated By Mary Rambin.

My clothing is a combination of designer hand me downs from mom, vintage and secondhand pieces I've picked up around Boston and Los Angeles, mall crap and things I've stolen from ex-boyfriends. I don't believe in trying to match, looking "too busy" or showering more than five times a week.

I expect that some of you will relate to me, most of you will laugh at me and maybe a few of you will be inspired to stop caring about what you're supposed to wear and just wear whatever the fuck you feel like, but seriously: do with this whatever you please. We're all adults here.

Feel free to contact my uncoordinated ass: mollsshewrote@gmail.com

Mon May 26
“ The gravy at saddle ranch is unbelievable!!!

The Ramboner

I’m sure 99% of you out there don’t know what the Saddle Ranch is. It’s a disgusting place on the Sunset Strip where you may take a friend who’s in town from Tampa or something. It’s “Western themed”. You can ride a mechanical bull and drink $14 dollar rum and cokes. Unless you were previously on a Bunim/Murray reality TV show, there is nothing more humiliating than living in Los Angeles and actually going to the Saddle Ranch. In fact, the only thing more humiliating than eating at the Saddle Ranch may be previously being on a Bunim/Murray reality TV show.

I’m not saying this to be mean. I just think everyone needs to know that the exact opposite of “chic” is the Saddle Ranch. It’s actually the trashiest place in LA I can think of, and that includes Jumbo’s Clown Room (a topless bar/strip club hybrid).

Mon May 12
OMGZ! SIDE VIEW

OMGZ! SIDE VIEW

The Molly McAleer Bun: Step 1: Don’t shower for three days Step 2: Grab all your hair in your hands.  Step 3: Position hair as fair away from the neck as possible while avoiding placing it directly on top of your head. Step 4: Wrap elastic around pony tail three times and make sure to do a half assed job finishing it off, making it necessary to repeat Steps 1-4 no less than seven times in a given day. This hairstyle is a great alternative to giving a fuck. 

The Molly McAleer Bun:

Step 1: Don’t shower for three days

Step 2: Grab all your hair in your hands. 

Step 3: Position hair as fair away from the neck as possible while avoiding placing it directly on top of your head.

Step 4: Wrap elastic around pony tail three times and make sure to do a half assed job finishing it off, making it necessary to repeat Steps 1-4 no less than seven times in a given day.

This hairstyle is a great alternative to giving a fuck. 

Fri May 2
BTW, this is a photo of that sweet necklace I got off of Etsy a couple weeks back. I’ve been wearing it daily.

BTW, this is a photo of that sweet necklace I got off of Etsy a couple weeks back. I’ve been wearing it daily.

What I Wore: 5/2/08 Beater: Hanes Jeans: Levis Shoes: None Where: Working at home 

What I Wore: 5/2/08

Beater: Hanes

Jeans: Levis

Shoes: None

Where: Working at home 

Thu May 1
What I Wore: Last Saturday, whatever that was Dress: Korean designer, bought here in K-town near the Pinkberry on 6th Shoes: Unicorn sneaks by 80%20 Purse: Louis Vuitton Where: My art show! 

What I Wore: Last Saturday, whatever that was

Dress: Korean designer, bought here in K-town near the Pinkberry on 6th

Shoes: Unicorn sneaks by 80%20

Purse: Louis Vuitton

Where: My art show! 

What I Wore: Last Friday, whatever that was. Top: Etro Skirt: American Apparel  Belt: Thrifted Shoes: Black flats my dog at the tag out of Where: Tumblr meetup at the Belmont

What I Wore: Last Friday, whatever that was.

Top: Etro

Skirt: American Apparel 

Belt: Thrifted

Shoes: Black flats my dog at the tag out of

Where: Tumblr meetup at the Belmont

This is the back… and you know, the more I look at it, the more I’m mortified by my creation…  but I also know that that wont stop me from wearing it out of the house.

This is the back… and you know, the more I look at it, the more I’m mortified by my creation…  but I also know that that wont stop me from wearing it out of the house.

So remember when Boneskis got Bronchitis and that dude bought her some expensive shoes and a dress or something? Well, the other day I wrote on my real blog about how I was sad about something or another (boys, yay!) and I have some pretty loyal readers over there and one of them went so far as to send me 20 blue Xanax wrapped up in a t-shirt she had laying around the house… Brand new with the tags still on it, too! It said “More Cowbell” on the front and was a men’s extra large. Well, ya know… that’s not really my steez, as we say in the biz. I know I wasn’t even supposed to care about the shirt, that it was really just a nesting place for my 20mg friends, but that’s not my steez either… so I made a dress…

So remember when Boneskis got Bronchitis and that dude bought her some expensive shoes and a dress or something? Well, the other day I wrote on my real blog about how I was sad about something or another (boys, yay!) and I have some pretty loyal readers over there and one of them went so far as to send me 20 blue Xanax wrapped up in a t-shirt she had laying around the house… Brand new with the tags still on it, too! It said “More Cowbell” on the front and was a men’s extra large.

Well, ya know… that’s not really my steez, as we say in the biz. I know I wasn’t even supposed to care about the shirt, that it was really just a nesting place for my 20mg friends, but that’s not my steez either… so I made a dress…

Sun Apr 27
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